This is Bentley

We got a cat. His name is Bentley. I like him.

Erin found him online at a shelter and so we went to look at him. He's a Cornish Rex, which means he has short, curly/wavy hair, and some people with cat allergies are less allergic. We were foster parents for a week since he had a cold there in the shelter; my allergies were mostly OK, and we liked him, so we kept him. I think that was about 3 weeks ago.

In conclusion, I would like to thank the academy

It's just such an honor winning an Emmy. They are surprisingly sturdy things, as you can see; not even the claw hand can dent one.